My yard is not very nice to look at
I should have paid better attention
When I worked for you those years
For the recent sight of my lawn
Has brought me close to tears
So meticulous and caring
You are for your grass
I try to give my yard the same
But it’s a pain in the ass
My lawn is brown with weeds and bugs
And grubs and snakes and moles
And leaves and sand and twigs you see
And my dog has dug some holes
I want to learn the tricks and tips
That keeps your land so lush
Don’t worry I won’t speak a word
I’ll keep your secret hush
Why is my lawn so bad
Why won’t it grow
I hope I can find some answers soon
I really need to know
So what is my angle here
What is my ploy?
I want to remember all I learned
When I worked for Harry & the Boy
